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How to Be Rescued from a Deserted Island

 

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How to Be Rescued from a Deserted Island

Jim and Irene are flying to Australia for a two-month vacation.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Uur engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Jim turns to his wife and asks, “Irene, did we pay our Visa and MasterCard bill yet?”
“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Jim, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Irene, did we pay our American Express card yet?”
“Oh, no! I’m sorry Jim . I forgot to send that cheque too,” she says.
“One last thing Irene. Did you remember to send the installment cheque for Income Tax this month?”
“Oh, forgive me, Jim,” begged Irene. “I didn’t send that one, either.”
Jim grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Irene pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?”
Jim answers “They’ll find us!”

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