Home / Irony / Some Jokes – Sixty

Some Jokes – Sixty

Some Jokes

Q: What do you call three blondes standing in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.

*

Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

*

One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, “Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!” Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, “Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!” Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, “Why is everyone chanting ‘Fifty-one days’?” The bartender answered, “Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said ‘two to four years’!”

*

What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette!

*

Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

*

Q: Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
A: A blonde tried killing herself.

*

One night, two blondes were at the Sydney airport. The first blonde asks the other, “Which is closer: the moon or Melbourne?” The second blonde replies, “Duh, the moon. Can you see Melbourne from here?”

*

A man is sitting in a cafe. A blonde waitress approaches and asks for his order. “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream,” he says. The blonde waitress replies, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

Telegram Channel

About Mohammad Daeizadeh

Avatar
  • تمامی فایل ها قبل از قرار گیری در سایت تست شده اند.لطفا در صورت بروز هرگونه مشکل از طریق نظرات مارا مطلع سازید.
  • پسورد تمامی فایل های موجود در سایت www.parsseh.com می باشد.(تمامی حروف را می بایست کوچک وارد کنید)
  • Password = www.parsseh.com
  • لطفا نظرات خود را به صورت فارسی بنویسید در صورت تایپ بصورت فینگلیش نظر شما پاک خواهد شد

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.