The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover:
” Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!”
The boy replies back:
” Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”
Once Prem Singh went to England. In the evening he went to attend a party given by Margaret Thatcher in a marvellous house. As he was passing through a gallery of that house, a guard stopped him and fined him with fifty pounds for smoking, as smoking was prohibited there. Prem Singh searched through his pocket but he had only a hundred pound note. So he asked his secretary, “Sharma, you smoke too.”
“I’ve read so many books about smoking and drinking that I’ve decided to give it up.”
“Smoking or drinking?”
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Chat between Non smoker & Smoker.
Non Smoker: How many Cigas you smoke per day?
Smoker: One Packet.
Non smoker calculating money spending for smoking..
Non Smoker: Do you now that, from the money that you are spending for smoking for 7 years
can be use to buy your own house?
Smoker: Do you Smoke?
Non smoker: No.
Smoker: Do you have your own house? ???..
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
Smoking helps you lose weight. .. one lung at a time!
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says, ” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one? I’ve quit buying.