Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college?
“Would you like fries with that?”
Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing.
Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was wrong.
She said, “My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!”
Julie invited her over for coffee until she felt better.
When she did actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning.
When she came home she was sobbing… again. Julie went to see what was wrong again.
And the blond said, “I called my sister (who was also blond) today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.”
The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”