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Some Jokes – Sixty

Some Jokes

Q: What do you call three blondes standing in a row?
A: A wind tunnel.

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Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

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One day a brunette walked into a bar filled with blondes. Everyone was chanting, “Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!” Then two more blondes walked in and joined in chanting, “Fifty-one days! Fifty-one days!” Confused, the brunette asked blonde bartender, “Why is everyone chanting ‘Fifty-one days’?” The bartender answered, “Our bar patrons over there finished a puzzle in only fifty-one days, even though the box said ‘two to four years’!”

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What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette!

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Q: What do you call a blonde who knows how to read?
A: A brunette in a wig.

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Q: Why were there bullet holes in the mirror?
A: A blonde tried killing herself.

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One night, two blondes were at the Sydney airport. The first blonde asks the other, “Which is closer: the moon or Melbourne?” The second blonde replies, “Duh, the moon. Can you see Melbourne from here?”

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A man is sitting in a cafe. A blonde waitress approaches and asks for his order. “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream,” he says. The blonde waitress replies, “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

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