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Some Jokes – Fifty Eight

Some Jokes

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy

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How do you confuse a blonde? Send her into a round room and tell her to find a corner, how does a blonde confuse you ? She finds a corner!

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A smart blonde, Santa Claus, and a leprechaun are in a kitchen. There is a $100 dollar bill on the floor. Who picks it up? Nobody, because none of them exist.

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Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes?
A: To remind them Toes Go In First.

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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door.

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Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?
A: Knock on the door.

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Three blondes and a brunette are hanging on the wing of an airplane in flight. The pilot tells them that they are too heavy and one of them has to get off or they will all die. After a minute, the blondes decide that the brunette should get off. “Okay, but I want these to be my last words,” the brunette replies and begins to sing, “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands…”

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