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Some Jokes – Fifty Seven

Some Jokes

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, “I would adopt a martian.” The brunette said, “I would give Pluto some steroids.” The Blonde said, “I would go to the sun.” The redhead replied, “But you would burn up and die.” The blonde responded, “Not if I went at night.”

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A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!” Confused, he replies, “Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”

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There was a blonde driving in the country side when she went around the corner and saw an ocean of wheat fields. Then she saw a blonde in a row boat frantically paddling. The blonde driver yelled out, “Hey! It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name and if I knew how to swim, I’d swim out there and kick your ass!”

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Too many to count.

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Did you hear about the blondes that froze to death at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”

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The monks were busy in the monastery copying those beautiful illuminated
manuscripts that they used to do when one young monk suggested that since they were copying copies perhaps it might be timely to examine the original to make sure that their copies were correct. The Abbot agreed and sent the monk down into the basement of the monastery to find and examine the original. The young monk was away for some time and finally the abbot went to find him. When he did he found him in tears and asked him what was wrong. Through his tears the monk blurted out “The word was celebrate!”

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Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

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I was getting forgetful so I went to the neighbors and aske the husband what is the name of your mental doctor that you have been braging about.He aske me what flower has a long steam with thorns.I said a rose.He said thank you,thank you,hey Rose what is the name of my memory doctor .

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