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Some Jokes – Fifty Three

Some Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, “two to four years.”

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There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.” The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.” The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”

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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.

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So I asked a blonde, “Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?” She said, “The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it’s mine.

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A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, “Where did you get her?” The pig answered, “I won her at the fair.”

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Why did the ‘possum cross the road? To get half ‐way across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the ‘possum it could be done.

Why did the anarchist monkey cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? No guts.

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A man walks into a restaurant and growls at the maitre d’, “Do you serve crabs here?”

the maitre d’ responds “We serve anyone. Have a seat sir.”

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In a 3rd grade class Jonny was asked if he knew what a canabil was.
He said to the

teacher “no sir” “Well, if you ate your parents what would you be?” Jonny,s teacher asked him

and Jonny said “An orphen, sir”

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Did you hear about the rooster who stayed awake all night so that he could see where

the sun went?

It finally dawned on him.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What is the new pirate movie rated? Arrrrrrrrrrr.

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