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Some Jokes – Fifty Two

Some Jokes

I knew a blonde that was so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “Concentrate.”

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Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ears.

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A blonde fell and hurt herself at work. The doctor said she was and would be fine, but needed a little time to heal. The doctor suggested an easier job for a week or so. She brought the doctor’s note to her boss and he suggested light duty for the week. The blonde began to cry. Her boss asked why she was crying. She said, “I don’t know how to change lights!”

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Three blondes were on a hunting trip. Suddenly they came upon some tracks. One blonde says,” They’re deer tracks.” The other one said, “They’re bear tracks.” The last one said, “They’re elephant tracks!” They were still there when they got ran over by the train.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving in a truck. The brunette and redhead are in the cab and the blonde is in the back. They accidentally drive off a bridge into water. The brunette and redhead get out and swim to the surface and wait for the blonde. After a few minutes the blonde surfaces and the other two ask, “What took so long?” The blonde replies, “I couldn’t get the tailgate down.”

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it’s a jigsaw puzzle.

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What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the Mexican wave.

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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.

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One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, “How do you get to the other side?” and the other blonde yells back, “You are on the other side!”

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