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Some Jokes – Forty Six

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Blonde jokes

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Q. How did the blonde die while drinking milk.

A.The cow sat down.

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A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”

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There once was a magic mirror which would kill you if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself “I think I’m the smartest woman ever!” She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself “I think I’m the prettiest woman alive!” She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself “I think,” and dropped dead.

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What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant?
I hope it’s not mine.

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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.

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A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!” Confused, he replies, “Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”

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One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.

They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions.

He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.

She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”

The blonde responded: “November?”

“Nope,” said the man.

At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”

So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”

The blonde responded: “Paris?”

So the crowd began chanting again:

“Give her another chance, give her another chance.

” The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one.

What is one plus one?”

The blonde replied: “Two?”

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.

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