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Some Jokes – Forty Four

Some Jokes

Smoking Jokes

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover:
” Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!”
The boy replies back:
” Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”

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Once Prem Singh went to England. In the evening he went to attend a party given by Margaret Thatcher in a marvellous house. As he was passing through a gallery of that house, a guard stopped him and fined him with fifty pounds for smoking, as smoking was prohibited there. Prem Singh searched through his pocket but he had only a hundred pound note. So he asked his secretary, “Sharma, you smoke too.”

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“I’ve read so many books about smoking and drinking that I’ve decided to give it up.”
“Smoking or drinking?”
“No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reading.”

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.

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Chat between Non smoker & Smoker.
Non Smoker: How many Cigas you smoke per day?
Smoker: One Packet.
Non smoker calculating money spending for smoking..
Non Smoker: Do you now that, from the money that you are spending for smoking for 7 years
can be use to buy your own house?
Smoker: Do you Smoke?
Non smoker: No.
Smoker: Do you have your own house? ???..

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

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Smoking helps you lose weight. .. one lung at a time!

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A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says, ” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one? I’ve quit buying.

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