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Some Jokes – Twenty Seven

Some Jokes

Where do sheep get their haircut?

At the Bah – Bah Shop.

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What do you get if you cross frosty the snowman with count dracula? Frostbite

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Did you hear about the two maggots who were fighting in dead Earnest?

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A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: “God, if I don’t win the lotto, I will lose my business.” She didn’t win. So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don’t win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.” Still, she didn’t win. So the next day she was about to lose her business, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don’t win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.” Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, “Buy a ticket.” Blonde
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? “A blonde parade.

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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A Head banger

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were do computers go on hoilday ? the big apple

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: The tame way.

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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, “Why?”

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why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side…

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Two sailors are eating biscuits together. One breaks a biscuit and two bugs, one large and one small, jump out and run across the table. The sailor asks his mate, “Now, is it better to eat the big one or the small one?” The other replied, “The answer is simple: you must always choose the lesser of two weevils.”

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lies awake all night long, wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”

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what did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

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Where would you find a tortoise with no legs ? Wherever you left it

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?

It thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall over?

It thought it was a squirrel!

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer and the barman says “I’m sorry we

don’t serve food”

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What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven’s Last Movement

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Bob is sitting in a bar next to a guy named Clark. Clark gets his usual and drains it he then turns to Bob and says, “I bet you I can jump of the roof
and loat to the ground.” Bob says “okay go for it.” So clark jumps and floats to the ground. So Bob orders what clark just had and tries to jump and float. So he jumps and SPLAT he hits the ground and dies. Clark walks back in the bar and the barkeep says “You know Superman you’re really mean when your drunk!”
Rimshot!!

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