There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”21, 21, 21…”
Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says,”What are you doing?”
The brunette replies,”Just counting.”
The blonde says,”May I join you?”
“Yes,” replies the brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad tracks saying,”21, 21, 21…”
A train comes and the brunette jumps off the tracks as the blonde gets hit. After the train passes, the brunette gets back on the tracks and says,”22, 22, 22…”
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence
come from?” The father replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those must be deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!”
The third blonde said, “No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!”
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them
Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
Because seven ate nine.
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.
Sadie’s husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night. One night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, “My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Sadie?” “What dear?” she asked gently. “I think you’re bad luck.”
A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can’t tell them apart again. She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them. She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”