A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They turn into a dark alley and find three potato sacks, so they hide in them. The cop kicks the bag with the brunette in it, and the brunette says WOOF WOOF. The cop kicks the one with the redhead in it and she says MEOW MEOW. The cop kicks the bag with the blonde in it, and she says POTATOES!!!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking through the desert. The redhead brought a bottle of water, the brunette brought a sandwich, and the blonde brought a car door.
When they ask the redhead why she brought the water, she replies”If i get thirsty, i can take a drink.”
When they ask the brunette why she brought the sandwich, she replies”If i get hungry, then i can eat it.”
When they ask the blonde why she brought the car door, she replies”If i get hot, i can roll down the window.”
Q: How can you tell when a Fax had been sent from by a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts and shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist” garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery.
Presently, a “drop dead gorgeous” blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn’t help but stare.
As she passed them she turned, smiled, and said: “Good morning father, good morning father.” Nodding and addressing each of them individually.
They were both stunned; how in the world were they recognized as priests?
They went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits and again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.
After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads).
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: “good morning father”, “good morning father” and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it and said, “just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?”
“Oh father, don’t you recognize me? I’m Sister Kathryn!”
A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
The brunette says “Gosh, look at all the dead seagulls!”
The blonde looks up in the sky and says,”Where?”