Home / Irony / Some Jokes – Ten

Some Jokes – Ten

Some Jokes

A guy goes to the Doctors and he says “Doctor, I’m really worried about my

brother, he  thinks he’s a Hen!”

The Doctor says “well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?”, and the guy

says “Don’t be stupid, we need the eggs!”

*

A group of Chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing

their winning games. The manager can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open

foyer.

*

A brain and a pair of jumpleads walks into a bar. The brain orders two pints from

the barman but the barman refuses to serve him. When asked why, the barman

replies ” Well you’re clearly out of your head, and your friend there looks as if

he’s about to start something”

*

The police arrested two men, one for drinking battery acid and the other for

eating fire crackers. They charged one and let the other one off.

*

A man went to a horse breeder and said, I want that horse. The breeder said that

horse aint looking so good, but the man still wanted to buy it, so he did. The next

day he came back with the horse and said, you sold me a blind horse, the breeder

replied I told you that horse aint looking so good

*

Two hikers were walking through the woods when they noticed a bear charging

towards them in the distance. The first hiker removed his trail boots and began

to lace up his running shoes. The second hiker laughed and said, “Why bother

changing out of your boots?

You can’t outrun a bear.” The first hiker replied, “I don’t have to outrun the bear,

I only have to outrun you.”

*

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do

criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes.

*

A man on a business trip is staying in a high-­‐rise hotel with a bar on the top

floor.

After checking in and seeing his room, he decides to go upstairs. There’s only one

other patron in the bar. The businessman orders a drink and then watches in

surprise as the other patron quickly eats an orange, chugs his beer, and jumps

out the window.

A minute later, the man returns. The businessman is shocked to see him again

eat an orange, chug his beer and then jump out the window.

When the man returns a third time, the businessman decides he can do this, too.

He eats an orange, chugs his beer, then jumps out the window to his death.

The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real

jerk when you’re drunk.”

Down

About Mohammad Daeizadeh

  • تمامی فایل ها قبل از قرار گیری در سایت تست شده اند.لطفا در صورت بروز هرگونه مشکل از طریق نظرات مارا مطلع سازید.
  • پسورد تمامی فایل های موجود در سایت www.parsseh.com می باشد.(تمامی حروف را می بایست کوچک وارد کنید)
  • Password = www.parsseh.com

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*