A French man’s magazine announced a competition about the best description of a morning.
The first prize is given to the following description: ”I get up, have breakfast ,get dressed and go home.
There is a long line in front of the phone box. There is a man, who hasn’t spoken a word for fifteen minutes. At last a woman from the line tells him:
-As you don’t talk to anybody, give us a chance to call.
-You are wrong! I am talking to my wife.
A blonde rings to his Internet provider:
-I can’t use my Internet.
-Are you sure you enter the right password?